you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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