Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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