Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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