We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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