You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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