Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
