i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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