:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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