Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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