Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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