All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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