come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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