He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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