respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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