Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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