I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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