dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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