She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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