Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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