if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm really into asian looking animals
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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