That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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