And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?