How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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