A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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