singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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