Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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