If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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