put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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