You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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