We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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