His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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