I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it was like his penis was on wheels.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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