i may or may not be watching the land before time
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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