That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
