i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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