I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
don't judge my taste in strippers
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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