I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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