P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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