Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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