I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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