i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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