I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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