she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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