By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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