she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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