do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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