oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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