belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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