Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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