I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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