I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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