One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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