The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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