i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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