Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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