i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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