do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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